Note to self: Please be advised...

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Note to self:

Do not take your children to the bookstore to go shopping unless they are properly restrained in a stroller or some other device with straps and harnesses.

Do not be fooled into thinking that "this time" they wont break free from your death grip on their little hands and run free, pulling books off the shelves and singing "Jingle Bells" at a unacceptable volume.

If ever there comes a time that they will act up and disobey every rule they have come to obey, it will be at: 1)bookstore, 2)the library.

DO NOT FORGET.

FOR IF YOU DO, YOU WILL RUN THE RISK OF UTTER HUMILIATION AND BECOME "THAT MOM" IN THE STORE WHO CAN'T CONTROL HER CHILDREN.

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